June 5th, 2011
Album: My World, 2.0 Artist: Justin Bieber Rating: B My Thoughts: Listen, haters: most of the time I’ll drink the Haterade with you (see: “Ke$ha”), but it’s hard for me to hate on Justin Bieber. First, he can actually sing, though h...
November 17th, 2010
Album Review: “I Got Da Munches Vol. 2” Artist: Star Easy Rating: B+ My Thoughts: There’s narcissism inherent in most rap music, but it’s symptomatic of a life I have not lived. After all, it’s one thing to be obsessed with succes...
October 25th, 2010
Album: I Get Wet Artist: Andrew W.K. Raiting: A- My Thoughts Here’s a real conundrum: it’s unbridled, balls-to-the-wall rage music for frat boys…but it’s performed by a guy who’d get hustled out the back door of every respecta...
October 8th, 2010
The Sign Artist: Ace of Base Rating: B+ My Thoughts: If we’re going on pure nostalgia here – and isn’t there always some nostalgia in a music review? – this would get an A+, hands down. But what about as a piece of music? Well, it d...
September 20th, 2010
Album: Animal Artist: Ke$ha Rating: C+ My Thoughts: I am waiting for Ke$ha to do a spread in Playboy and achieve the pinnacle of her relevance and God-given talent. Not that I don’t get what she’s trying to do – sheR...
March 7th, 2010
Beggars Banquet Artist: Rolling Stones Rating: A+ My Thoughts: “Sympathy for the Devil” is controversial only to people who think Mick is actually a devil-worshipper (though I suppose that would explain a lot). If you think you don’t ...